monti

king of the hill

2008-03-10T03:46:59Z

"the people you are refering to are hipsters, they walk slowly because they have no place to be" says dale on king of the hill

tickets

2008-02-04T02:20:31Z

I went to the fillmore today to get tickets to the hives. It is sold out sadly. But i got some for built to spill, new york dolls, and hot chip... should be fun

adult content?

2008-01-05T22:33:44Z

You can put porn on livejournal now?

yoyoyoyo

2008-01-05T22:32:12Z

Ever feel freezing cold and wanna turn the heater on but then decide not to because your roommate is moving out for like the 5th day in a row and will come over and leave the front door wide open for 3 hours but then they come and decide they aren't going to move stuff just clean and your mad that you didnt turn the damn heater on like 2 hrs ago? Best run on sentence ever!

So this week was a bust, next weekend i may go skiing though at northstar at tahoe with indy and mckinley so that will be fun. Then the week after naomi is going to come hang out in the city for a bit.

For now however I am sitting at home and need to find my flash drive to get some work done and I need to draw some. If only it wasn't too cold to think.

make me tear up

2007-12-08T02:59:15Z

some little kid with lucimia won the cnn heros award. In his speech he talked about how everyone should register for bone marrow transplant registry. Then he says in a shaky voice i just want everyone to remeber that you are never to young to save the world.

exciting

2007-09-09T23:30:55Z

I finally did laundry today but i still haven't gotten anything i wanted done done. My friend Naomi just got a 6 month lease so i guess she wont be moving to sf with her friend Nicole in spring. O well she would just break my heart anyways. Shes crazy.

I am doing tons of shit lately.

I am project manager for a lifting table, trying to retrofit another table, I am helping mike day with the sound web documentation, tree program, taking 18s units: 2 drawing classes a painting class, animation, colloquium, and American politics.

I was dating this hot 28 yr old who works at wells fargo, but i think its kinda fizzled into friends with benefits because im hot and great in bed but not looking to get married and have kids anytime soon. Maybe i should date a girl my age, i seem to go from extreme olders to extreme younger girls.

Music wise i havent been going to any shows or concerts, and i got 2 tickets to see bad brains this month. I was going to go with eric but his day was sold out so i had to go on sunday so i might end up going with mckinley.

books are for dummies

2007-07-20T06:14:20Z

Mckinley is leaving the house right now to camp out to get a wrist band to wait in line to get the new harry potter book before anyone else
Upon questioning why he said "it is all about the experiance" and walked away whistling harry potter.

**Note- My other roommate works at a bookstore and could have easily gotten an advance copy.

babies make me feel sick

2007-07-19T15:18:42Z

So some girl i dated in highschool who was one of those no sex till marriage girls imed me (went on my old msn for some reason)

She has a 9 month old.... and she got pregnant 6 months into getting engaged i guess.

Ewww...

I dont know why, maybe just the thought that i could have knocked her up instead is just sickening to me. How could you end your youth at my age by getting married and having a kid.

hair

2007-06-27T05:58:32Z

my hair is a mess, I need to get it cut. What do you think would look hot. Here are some previous looks. I was going to go with the last one but i am a little sick of growing it out. Maybe i will get some wax tomarrow and see if it is long enough

toaster

2007-06-25T20:11:48Z

my ex still has my toaster, and doesnt want to give it back because she doesnt want to see me because there is no point because we never had anything in common in the first place aparently..

the dellima is my roommate is leaving with the toaster so i need mine or i have no toast at the end of july till forever.

o well she was so cute... i think we had lots in common she just works to much.

probably should delete that but i think its cute.

now apparently i can go to her work on thursday and get it from her.. yay! toast!!

industry

2007-06-25T05:47:24Z

O I forgot that they finally put up the gates that i built. They aren't that cool, my boss wanted something interesting, but not to interesting. I think they kinda turned out boring but hey, projects a project.

sex drugs rock and roll

2007-06-25T05:45:26Z

so i think i have been thinking too much about sex lately.. i kinda had a regular thing going with this girl but she is gone for 2 weeks and really in retrospective it was kinda a waste of time, even if it is hot to have someone beg for it and call you daddy... She isn't really a girl i would want to date.

My actual dating prospect fizzeled after a hot date and hanging out with some of her friends, and one of them tells me "I dont know what she told you but i am her boyfriend as i was leaving"
What i wouldnt do to keep her, she was so rad and ever so gorgeous. One day i may finnally get my own fetish model.. untill then here is dreaming. (she looks even better in person)

To much time on craigslist looking at free adds and trying to sell shit i don't want, i guess thats the only addiction i have so ill call it my drug..? does that work? only thing else i do is drink... I keep spending good money on guiness and $2 hams when i go out now because i feel obligated to get fat. O i am 151 lbs now!!!

anyone want a redcoat? shitty part is it cost me 50 bucks to make it and no one on ebay will want it till halloween.

As far as rock and roll goes, i need to see more shows. I went to us bombs about 2 weeks ago at the parkside and that was fun. I REALLY wanted to go to shutter last week but at the last moment got all manic and didn't want to talk to anyone let alone sit on a bus for an hour and a half to go to a dance club for 3 hours. I did spend way to long burning dvds for linzi jones, she is amazing. And sadly her ipod crashed so i burnt her two disks of all the essentials of punk, classics, and eletronica.

note to seft

2007-06-06T05:31:04Z

Death Guild, Bondage A Go Go, Bootie, Pop Roxx, Shutter

investigate?

im cool

2007-05-27T03:38:50Z

this is naomi, she is so fine... we are going to go see daft punk together for way to much money in july in berkly... but its ok because daft punk is like orgasms for your ears and eyes

this is me and april specificly not having fun at club retux(a dive bar on the other side of the 280[20th and 3rd if you know where that would be] with a shit dj and no cool people} we went to see her friend(some guy she fucked but said was horrid in bed but she wants to give me a redu because he is cute[dorking looking azn kid]) dj for his first real gig and then dance and have a blast. There was no dancing untill 12 when a bunch of skinny poser bros came and were doing highschool bro dancing(makingup moves like the musket load) and for the 1rst hour is was just us sitting and 5 other people waiting for this azn kid to spin while i dorky white guy spun trance and bad hip hop, followed by him filling the room with a fog machine and taking poloroids of everyone. And then we could leave because April got all hot for the azn boy and i didnt wanna leave her there cuz she was drunk and would just have sex with him and regret it... i dont know if i was being a good or a bad friend there...

"Jump into the plasma pool!!.." "..your jealous!!"

eating habbits

2007-05-27T03:16:13Z

I have been eating potato salad everyday this week.. as in i am making it in single serving portions everyday? very odd. you would at least thing i would have the forsite to cook more and have leftovers instread i make 2 serving everymorning, one for breakfast one for lunch.. strange

another old shirt

2007-05-08T03:41:11Z

Posted old shirt design on threadless

2007-05-05T18:41:27Z

yay

2007-04-22T00:44:52Z

Just about done with spences movie,

got the posters made and printed today they look pretty good i think. And i have like 800 quarter sheets to have people pass out so it should be good!! Im excited.

women

2007-04-17T11:55:02Z

i just had the hottest mind blowing porn star sex ever with an older woman who looked like she was 25 and in playboy... i have to be deaming

so horrid at dating

2007-02-27T06:44:07Z

(my girl talking to my on aim)"its not that you're not talkative, its just if i dont know you, then i wont be attracted to you much longer, and i dont say you as in YOU, i mean you as in any guy"

why do i even try.. i take it much longer means theres some hot guy more interesting than me?

so tierd- whats your adress

2006-09-17T08:42:48Z

the phenomonauts are amazing as always, teenage hartlets were rad, and secretions suck without their singer. O my i have work at 7am and i need 15 mins to bike + ? to walk to gas station and fill my flat tier.

in other news hung out with heather and she still insist in words we should just be friends while the rest of her says mm lets be more....

finnally i need to plan when to go to slo, i think maybe go down monday night come back tuesday morning, perhaps crash at pracilla's or pismo house? or sleep in the bushes with jeremy.. would be nice to see people.. but mostly need my belt buckles from casting grr... *cough cough* not enough sleep this week

in other news my black roommate today told me in not so many words he !Acedentally! gave his Gf a golden shower while atempting to cum in her hair...... EWWW

Lastly, all age shows are amazing, and i managed to not hit on minors for once wooot!! This looks like the begining of a beautiful celevacy period. o stupid brain..

o and if anyone reads this give me your agress so i can send you patriot day post cards.

Spinless fuck

2006-08-15T07:24:43Z

so on my way home i almost ran over a cell phone and was like score reward!!! so she called and agreed to give me 20 bucks for the phone. Then they came and got it and i made 20 bucks, i sit back down and my roomate (whom had protested the extorsioin) runs out the back door and my mouth drops. Then quickly comes back in and runs up to his room, and i am like what the fuck Miccenlly. Who the fuck is suck an empathetic cunt that they go out and give some bonde bitch and get bro bf 20 bucks of their own money for no reason... besides letting them know i am a dush bag step all over me... i have no respect for this man.

I belive in a global community. In this community there are balances, positive and negative. When instances arise where you can gain positve credit to make up for current losses (and there are always losses) one must take the opertunity before it disapears. You dont find 20 bucks on the ground then tell someone about it, they insist they just lost 20, and then give it to them.

WTF MATE

lame

2006-06-06T04:42:18Z

im feeling really down right now.. my book bag for my laptop almost broke with on my bike and my laptop in it. tryed returning it to best buy and they wouldnt take it, called the company they said fuck off get ur receat and go to best buy... i can totally fix it myself im just lazy and think its fucked up they would sell it with a messenger bag strap if the shit didnt work.. i need to go to the store and get heavy gage string. making gun belts is hard especially with shitty string that snaps with trying to get 1/8 hide and 2 mm hide to get tight together.. also need clear spray paint so i can repolish belt buckles and seal them so that they dont oxidize (rust) going away party is going on right now but stupid phebe didnt call me back so i dont know if im going, even though im pretty sure its at her bfs house..

saw phebe topless at the nude beach.. hot.. and her bf told his friends how i had a big cock lol... umm one final over one on thursday then work all weekend, need a day off so i can chill with matt in monterey.. really dont wanna go to truckee to many bad times.. i think really i am just scared i am going to crash my car and die if i go there. I killed my truck my senior year and then matts car last summer. i really feel like it is out to get me. Probably move all my stuff to sf and then go to rents house untill i get bored and go back down to sf...

really wanted to be homeless this summer in sf but some girl from the bay said it was the worst idea ever and that i would get beat up and robed and raped and killed.. i dont think i really look like someone who you would want to rape? do i? plus i didnt think the city was that dangerous especially if i went back by campus to crash out every night.. maybe i will just piss spencers roomates off and move in early. Fuck being evicted.

previous PB pic..

coolest girl ever. totally in love with her in a we were best buds kinda way. her bf tits was homeless and survived in reno with just mace.. but he was living out of his van.. isnt reno more dangerous than san francisco? it for sure is scummier.

if i do go to truckee i can go hang out with reno hottie like last summer... Teresa is so fucking cute.... aww photobucket... the memories..

am i irrational?

2006-06-05T06:19:38Z

So my parents are getting divorced because last summer my dad spent the rest of their savings to send my mom on study abroud(sp?) in itally and she hooked up with some guy named cladio making her whole i am reborn and 20 and cool hip listening to r&b and cussing bullshit even worce... if i have midlife crizes i hope i shoot myself....

my mother:
Hi Josh- I wish you were coming for Jeremy's graduation. It is this
Friday night. This is another big milestone. How are you? I wish I could
see you so we could talk. You know, I think you need time to process my
changes. But one easy comparison you should have the maturity to see is
that you could stay in engineering. But you would be settling for a life
that doesn't make you happy. You are willing to make these changes to go
to SF because you want to be happier. You want to be with your friends
and the culture of the city and the excitement of pursuing your dreams
and aspirations. but you could stifle yourself and go the long haul and
make do at Calpoly. A lot of money and time has been invested for you to
do engineering. But you are an artist, a risk taker, progressive. All of
these qualities are reflections of what I am going thru.I love you Josh.
Take care.-Mom

my reply:
that comparison makes no sence.. 1 leaving current friends 2. talked
into engineering by stupid tory thinking i could make robots 3. sf is
4 hrs away itally is 12 hours flying 4. the majoraty of my time has
been taking gernal ed and art classes not engineering. 5. how does
that relate to you throwing away a marrage and 3 children for an
italian playboy

i still strongly protest you taking my lil brother with you on your gettaway
1. cost of trip
2. not old enough to comprehend the social, economic, and politacal
differences of our two nations.
3. weirdness of meeting new father figure
4. weirdness of you not seeing him in a year who knows if it will even work
5. when i go home to give dad back the geo i dont get to see my lil
brother because he is hanging out with Claudio

hottie bo boty

2006-05-19T09:55:34Z

well self i have to say today was rad, got everything done for farmers and i really feel like garden pardy promotion has been amazing... then work was easy.. tony is a wierd manager, he comes off so lax but at the same time hes a total go getter hc worder guy.. but then heathers birthday party, little do i find out that the birthday party lindsey(sp. hillarys friend that you always forget her name) told me to go to (and the bitches didnt even show wtf mate) was the mystery hottie of 05. I swear every year theres a total hottie that you see everywhere and always forget their name and dont talk to that much.. quite elusive, like art girl who comes into new fronteirs with the sb bf..anyways
So the party was lame and i was thinking about leaving, being overdress, and under danced (pin strip vest no shirt and pinstripe slacks... everyone else.. jeans and the T they wore yesterdy) told phebe not to go... hung out with chad some, and then got to talking to heather and it seemed like she was kinda flirty, like i was being super nice? not playa play or any bull but just answering questions she would ask with coplements to her and such and she would be like good answer and poke me, and we danced all hot and heavy (as usual. first time i met her was the halloween party i think..? im not quite sure might have even been before that, i dont even remeber what she was but she referenced my rufio costume.. i think she was like some kinda fantasy costume? like little bo peep or something silly? but yea met her there but she left? and i was a bit drunk and madeout with natalie.. i dont know what happened there, its like we madeout that night? but i could never really read her after as being somewhat atracted to me? so i think it was cuz we were drunk.. but yea then met heather a 2nd time at the roll doll party and we totally danced it up and ended up cuddling on the porch talking about "whats ur major"[omg i hate that questoin] and watched gram and one of the other trainees makeout on the lawn and totally dry hump eachother? lol it was amazing <3 i love gram, so fucking reno. so i was like omg mystery hottie i wanna kick it with you, and she was like i just got done with a ruff breakup i dont know, so i say omg perfect.. me perfect for a rebound, fun, not looking to get married, love dance parties and going out.. and so she got my number but never called me... then next time i saw her was at the future party(art demp. garrets bday)? and i totally didnt recognise her at first except her being a mystery hottie in a fucking silver spandex suit. and we danced it up some but i was kinda like eh got rejected dont flirt...hadnt seen her sence) so i was mr nice guy and got her water to sober up and when the party was almost over i saw her plan was dieing. me being all landscaper wanted to fix it so i got it water and asked her for scissors to cut off the dead leaves so it would spurt new growth.. and then we went up to her lawft to get them, and when she was handing them to me could totally feel some sexual tension so kissed her.. after a short break and loss of music went and fixed the plant, then everyone left and i tucked her in and got her number and gunna have lunch tomarrow.. but yea likes good music, fucking gorgeous, art/grc graduating and thinking about looking for a job in sf.... <3 omg *thump thump* (yay for hanging out with streight people! no offence)time for bed